| After eating his first meal
on the moon, the astronaut reported, "The food was
good, but the place lacked atmosphere." |
Q: What is more useful:
the sun or the moon?
A: The moon, because the moon shines at night when you want
the light, whereas the sun shines during the day when you
don't need it. |
Q: What kind of star wears
sunglasses?
A: A movie star. |
Q: What kind of plates do they serve
food on in space?
A: Flying Saucers |
Q: Why didn’t the dog star laugh
at the joke?
A: It was too Sirius |
Q: How does the Solar System hold up its pants?
A: With an asteroid belt
|
Q: If you call an asteroid that hits
a planet a ‘meteorite’, what do you call the ones that
miss?
A: Meteo-wrongs. |
Q: Why didn’t the astronaut get burned
when he went to the sun?
A: He went at night. |
Q: How many balls of string would
it take to reach the moon?
A: One. A very large one.
|
Q: How do we know Saturn was married
more than once?
A: Because of all the rings. |
Q: When do astronauts have lunch?
A: At launch time. |
Q: What kind of saddle do you put
on a space horse?
A: A saddle–light
|
| NASA just disclosed details
why the Rover wouldn't accept any commands. They took a
picture of the Rover's built-in display which showed a Windows
screen and the text, "press any key to continue".
|
Q: What's the most popular
snack on Mars?
A: Marshmallows. |
According to astronomers,
next week, Wednesday will occur twice. They say such a thing
happens only once every 60,000 years, and, although they
don't know why it occurs, they're glad they have an extra
day to figure it out. |
